WHOA THERE, TYPEY MCTYPERSON! You've made 10 comments! Be sure to keep a fire extinguisher next to your keyboard so you can put out the blaze when your fingers start burning up in the atmosphere due to their extreme speed.
You mentioned someone in a post (using the @). That was super nice of you. It wouldn't surprise me if they ordered cookies and had them shipped DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH.
This is a community of PEOPLE, after all. You've taken the time to answer some questions about yourself and proved that you are, indeed, human. AND you looked good while doing it. TAKE US FOR THAT LONG WALK ON THE BEACH ANY DAY!